Fearless
Brewing Company
Frequently asked questions page
1) Do you serve hard liquor? Nope, Beer and wine only.
2) Is smoking allowed in your place? Nope, I have no political position on this. I am a former smoker. I loved to smoke but I have to quit. If I have to be in a place where people are smoking all day, I will be smoking.
3) How many people does your brewpub seat? We can seat 60 people who love craft beers!
4) I like dark beers, do you make dark beers? Yes, we have a Porter that is very popular! I have 5 of my own beers on all the time. I will also have some guest taps with beers from other breweries.
5) Is there an outdoor beer garden? My building sits on the entire footprint of the property. I have no place to locate it. But, maybe someone wants to buy the property next to me, and lease it to me? Hey, there's gotta be a way. We do have 3 tables in front of the building.
6) What makes your beer so danged awesome? It's the love baby! I have been blessed with a FIrocious God given brewing talent that MUST be expressed. We also have the magical waters from the Clackamas river to craft our beers with. Water and love!
7)
Do you have live music? No. We have been targeted by ASCAP (American
Society of Composers, Authors & Publishers). Why they want to pick on a
tiny little brewpub in tiny little
8) I'm a coaster collector, Will you send me some of your coasters? We don't have coasters. We will probably never make any coasters. You coaster collectors have to be the most relentless bunch I have ever seen. Please go and find some help. Have a beer! Go meet a nice girl. Start a business. You can kick this coaster thing. You just have to want it man.
9) I'm thinking of building a brewpub too. Do you have any advise? Have a lot of money. Kiss your personal life goodbye for about 5 years. You better know how to make more than beer pal. If you have to hire everything done to build your place, you ain't gunna make it! This is the hardest work I have ever done and the toughest job I ever had. But, I am happier than a human being should be allowed to be!
10) How long does it take to make beer? Most of our beers are grain to glass in 12-14 days.
11) How much beer do you make at a time? Our batches are usually about 155 gallons (5 barrels)
12) Yea, I need a keg for a party. Do you have any Coors Light? This is the time when everyone in the bar laughs uncontrollably until the idiot who asks this question finally leaves quietly in disgrace. At Fearless Brewing Company we believe that Shame, Intimidation and Ridicule are valuable teaching tools!
13) How can a bar make it in a small town without Budweiser, smoking, hard liquor, salad bar, etc.? Same answer as question 12.
14) Why don't you bottle your beers? We have growlers (64oz glass bottles) that we can fill on the spot so you can take beer home. Bottling lines require quite a lot of real estate. Then what? Do I go and duke it out with the megaswill producers for grocery store shelf space? I can sell every single drop of beer I can physically squeeze out of this place. Once we get big enough that we need more marketing opportunity, we will revisit this option. I appreciate the interest, but we just aren't there yet.
15) I cook for a living. Why haven't I ever heard of a club sandwich that had a smoky BBQ flavor like yours? Hey, it's a BREWERS club. We loath convention around here. We like to mix it up. Have some fun with life man. They don't call me Captain Chaos for nothing! O'course they call me other things too but decorum prohibits repeating them here.
16) Who are "they"? I'm not sure either, but I am relatively certain that "that guy" is their leader.
17) Why don't you reserve kegs? I have promised to hold kegs for people and turned away a potential keg sale standing right in front of me, at my bar, waving cash, just to have the person who asked me to "reserve" a keg not show up. That won't happen again. The only sure thing on a keg of our beer is to come out here in person, pay for it and take it with you. Past that, there are no promises. We sell so many kegs here we just can't promise anything. Inventory can change almost completely in a couple days. If you don't buy it, someone else probably will, in about 5 minutes. It's hell to be successful!
18)
“I was just reading your FAQ page and it made me shoot milk out of my nose. I
prefer to shoot beer out of my nose, which of your beers would you recommend?” Actually Jeremy, I recommend the Cream Ale. I
hate having a really bitter or heavy beer in my sinuses. And, the Cream Ale has
a very nice balanced aroma that can linger comfortably in your nasal cavities. The
Cream Ale is a light colored, light bodied beer. Very balanced. This is not a procedure
one should attempt without professional help. Here at Fearless Brewing Company we
are trained to assist in these matters. Hope to see you in the pub soon!
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